I finally did it. Nope.. no no no.. I didn’t roll my Samurai. But I did just about everything else to it today. I made plans to hit up some trails in Carson City today, but nobody showed up. So I headed out to find some new stuff. Well, I found new stuff.
I was headed up this wash that was tight, but no too hard. Came up to a small shelf, went over that. Came up to a small water fall, no problem. Under a tree, around a tight corner, more rocks, then it happened. A bigger water fall. Maybe 15′ long and very narrow.
I checked it out and decided that I could do it. It was a bit off camber to the passenger side. Not too bad. I started up it. My wheel went into a hole and I started leaning way over to the rock wall. The mirror folds in to the window. No problem, nothing wrong I’ll keep going. It pushes the mirror harder and I hear scraping on my door and fenders. Hmm, just a bit of body damage…no problem. Then my mirror breaks. OK, still no problem. It’s the passenger side. I can get a new one. I keep going.
I make it to the top of that waterfall. The only damage is a few scrapes and a broken mirror. Alls good, so I keep going. Around another corner, over a rock, wham! Another waterfall. But this waterfall is like 20′ high straight up. No way I’m getting up that. Well, time to turn around.
I should have walked up past the first waterfall to scope out the wash. I’ve done this before, so I should have known. So now I have to get turned around in a 8′ wide wash and go back down that gnarly waterfall. No problem…
I start trying to turn around. You remember Austin Powers…
Well, that didn’t work too good. While trying to turn by going up the bank forward, then backwards up the other bank, back and forth, It happens. Busted Birfield (front axle). I could hear it just go snap. Then it became really hard to steer and get over rocks.
Anyway, I finally get turned around and start heading out. That water fall is a bad spot so I decide to pave it. I get out with my shovel and pry-bar. I fill the holes with rocks and dirt. No problem except the tight left turn into it. I start into it and I can’t steer because of my busted axle. So I end up using the high-lift to move my rear-end right and my front-end left. Finally get aimed at the water fall. Down I go.
Wham! As I was rolling over a few big rocks, I dropped into two holes on my right side. Landed right on a huge rock under my rocker panel. Squish… The rocker is now up in my door. Welp, no more passenger door. It’s crushed. So I continue out of the wash.
Took 15 minutes to get up in there, 90 minutes to get out. Now my rig is all busted up. Broken mirror, crushed rockers, busted axle, and I think something happened to the engine because oil is leaking just about the water pump.
That was a crazy little wash. I guess it’s time for me to start fixing my junk now.